Does Size Matter?

Pregnant woes

Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
~Yes, your bladder.

The elephant

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

Now I have returned!

So I was gone for a very long time. Kinda forgot about this blog. Glad I found it again though. I will try to keep up to date with it from here on out, promise. :D

OMG! Lol