Does Size Matter?

Pregnant woes

Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
~Yes, your bladder.

The elephant

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

Now I have returned!

So I was gone for a very long time. Kinda forgot about this blog. Glad I found it again though. I will try to keep up to date with it from here on out, promise. :D

OMG! Lol

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her and foolish, that she might love him.

Rattlesnake Bite

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can’t leave," the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?" the victim asks. "He says you’re gonna die."